Bichon Bandit - the Rugby Report

Hip Hop is not Bichon Bandit’s only passion. He is very interested in sports as well, rugby, in particular. Let’s see how he can handle a rugby commentator audition!

THE BROWN BANDITS VS. THE ALL PINKS FINALE

Hello, remember me? I’m Bandit, the half-breed Bichon and I’m thinking about several careers, in addition to hip-hop. One of them is, of course, the academic one, since I already have a diploma of professor – doctor in “How to train your human”.

I must confess that I am not only tempted to become a professional rugby player, as you will see in the following report, but also, I am thinking about being a sports writer, or even better, a news editor and, why not - an anchor.

Bandit's Rugby Report

So, here I am, proudly presenting to you the rundown of the latest rugby match between The Brown Bandits and The All Pinks (my human).

Team Bandits attack, in an attempt to recover the ball…

Team Bandits attack, in an attempt to recover the ball…

...which succeeds, by means of a dump tackle.

...which succeeds, by means of a dump tackle.

Grab ball and attempt to keep possession, using the “puppy eyes” strategy…

Grab ball and attempt to keep possession, using the “puppy eyes” strategy…

...which is not working.

...which is not working.

Interception by The Pinks in the middle of the field, tackle again and the Bandits are starting to use tactics of intimidation (grrrrrrr, I can bite really hard, you know!)…

Interception by The Pinks in the middle of the field, tackle again and the Bandits are starting to use tactics of intimidation (grrrrrrr, I can bite really hard, you know!)…

... and he fights ...

... and he fights ...

... he takes over the ball ...

... he takes over the ball ...

... TOUCH DOWN!!! Team Bandits rule!

... TOUCH DOWN!!! Team Bandits rule!

End of the rugby report!

Author: Bandit (and his Human)

 

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